General Hospital: Week of June 22

Who wouldn't want to be a Quatermaine?

You live in a huge house, have a cook prepare gourmet meals, have a maid clean up everything, and on top of everything, you're loaded. If I was ever invited to their house, I would leave in a heartbeat.

Yet no one else wants to live their. Michael would rather live with is gangster father and his emotional wife. Although that was a nice car Sonny gave him, but Carly is not too happy about that. Perhaps this is another reason that Carly wants to send Michael with the Q's.

Jason was also asked on Friday to move back in, but everyone already knows his answer: NO. What an idiot. How about if I disguise myself as Jason, do you think they would fall for that?

Meanwhile, while this horrible teen sceene storyline continues, Michael keeps saying he handeled the guy in the woods. (Sidenote: does anyone else suspect he is actually Dante?) WTF? Michael was schooled! The only thing he was able to handle was control over his bladder, and just barely. And Kristina is... well... really annoying, to say the least.

The PCPD once again, I fear, arrested the wrong person. Why? It's too obvious for the mayor to have killed his mistress. Hopefully, all these people will find the correct murderer, before he/she strikes again. I for one am very interested to see who it is. Maybe Helena? I really don't have too much info on it now, so my guess is as good as any.

In the meantime, what is this affair between Mayor Floydd and Alexis? When did this happen? Or is he lying? Hmmm...

In closing, I'd like to comment about Ric Lansing's exit on Thursday. I've stated in my last column, I'm not a Ric fan at all. Actually, I dispise the character. However, I did enjoy his exit scene. The way he threatened to take Claudia's baby if it was his was very convincing. And the way he told Claudia "I'll be back" as the elevator doors closed was awesome. A very good exit. And it didn't even involve murder.

So, what are we going to do about the teen scene thing? So annoying, let's hope it ends soon.